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Hi everyone, and welcome to my webplace. I look forward to meeting all of my neighbor's here. I have a love for tranquil surroundings and beautiful things. Emotions that are even and pleasent to be around. ADVICE: I will happily give advice on life in general. So if you have a question or a problem that you need a sounding board for.. I'm here. Its true, I'm a fool for a good joke. So if you have any, I'd be delighted to get them via e-mail, so that I may publish them here in my Joke A DAY forum. Again, welcome and enjoy | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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CAUTION: Some jokes may be slightly off-colour. Train Train A mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now ' cause this is the last stop. And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on get yourasses in the train 'cause we're leaving." The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out you may play with your train. But I want you to use nice language." Two hours later the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." "For those of you just boarding we ask you to store all your luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us." "And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay please see the bitch in the kitchen." > >>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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My interests:�Comedy�Shopping�Small/Home Office�Socialising�Web Publishing/Design�Counsiling/Helping Others | Please, come and chat with sometimes, or trade e-mails. These are some of my interests also Play Guitar/Sing/Poetry/Gardening/Camping & Hunting. I have 3 children of my own, so I can definatly sympathize with all you parents out there. I barely made it as a Baby Boomer, 1964. So if we're in the same peer group, please come and introduce yourself :) Well... that's about all... come again soon. Lovies
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